June 2012
galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
vocaroo:
i’m so white it physically hurts sometimes
May 2012
flat-critter asked: meow♥
Life would be easier if my knife was sharper.
I’m a guy. I’m not supposed to cry like this….
avatarstateyipyip:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
piercingsandink:
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
best
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